called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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