Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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