how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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