Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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