Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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