You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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