Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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