Don't make out with my wife yet
I skipped work to stalk him.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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