Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I didn't notice because vodka
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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