So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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