But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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