Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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