my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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