I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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