That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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