My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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