she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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