She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
