She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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