i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Randomize
