My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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