just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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