How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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