If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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