We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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