I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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