We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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