so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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