You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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