But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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