well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
