God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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