Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You've changed since you got that strap on
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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