thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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