How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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