Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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