so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
