i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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