does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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