Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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