This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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