Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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