Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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