her vagine was all disorganized.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Randomize
