Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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