why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I want to fling myself into the sun
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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