Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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