Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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