You work out of a Hotel?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
