I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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